Friday, December 21, 2012

Mayans please stay out of the calendar business

Dear Mayans,
I would like to thank you for the maxed out credit cards, hangover and the bunker I dug in my backyard that is now occupied by a dog with a fascination for pudding pops. You are about as reliable as an invitation to a keg party hosted by Lindsey Lohan and Charlie Sheen at a Mormon temple.  Please stick to building temples, sacrifices and smoking peyote and leave the calendar business to the people at the kiosks at the mall during the holidays.
Happy Friday and get Swayze tonight peeps you all deserve it….